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Friday, May 4, 2007

Crazy Fatty!

I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a UGLY FAT PEOPLE come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the UGLY FAT PEOPLE into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that UGLY FAT PEOPLE! So what if he is a UGLY FAT PEOPLE? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single UGLY FAT PEOPLE come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

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Thursday, May 3, 2007

Thursday Madness

I went to cut hair near my house. When I reach there you know what I saw? Crocodile!! I quickly run, what to do. It nearly bite my foot while chasing me but then I ran so fast that the crocodile fall into the drain.

I quickly take out my mp3 and shoot it like mad dog but no effect. So, no choice but to call my gang all come to beat that bastard crocodile.

Next time you crocodile better stay off my territory or you all know what will happen to you.

Then not only that, after beating the crocodile like madman, we all go shopping at Plaza Singapura. But really that place got nothing to shop one except the Yamaha there. We all go there and smash the guitars and run. Luckily police never catch.

I know, its not so crazy but this one sure crazy. When I reaching one that time, there is this cat. I take my book put on my head then walk. I open my house door %^#Y*^#& the door open.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007

New blog

Hello people, my name is Pek Sian Arh. But people call me Jamas Bond. Don't know why they call me that also. This is my new blog. Already long time never blog, but don't want to tell you my old blog address. I make this new blog because my old one too popular already, so I want to make another one and see if anyone can find this one and become popular again.

So first entry for this blog.

Just now was at MRT to go home. This ah pek damn act one. But of course lah I never record this one. My phone budget N4256 only.



Step on vomit still can act don't know. Serve you all right. Who ask you all to kanchiong for seats. See lah funny lah you ah pek.


Damn I watch youtube like mad.



Damn informative, I learned how to trick an apple.

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